JOKE OF THE DAY:

ash: hey can i have yall's address please? :D
huixinHONEY: haha lucky_dog@hotmail.com
ash: stupid huixin, i mean home address please! HAHA, dumb man!
huixinHONEY: WHATEVER! hahaha -insert hone add-
ash: HAHA JOKE OF THE YEAR.
huixinHONEY: HAHAHA, you die when school reopen ashley tan.

k the reason why i havent been updating is simply cos i've moved t imaspiderman.lj :D
but you gotta be my fren t read the entries.

anw fae, the phrase below's taken from a song ! haha so im not emo or whatever you say k thanks :D

i bet everyone's been busy studying.BUT GUESS WHAT,i havent even started.yayyyy.all the best t me man.I NEED MOTIVATION :(

Well I'm no superman, But I'll love you that best I can.

it sucks t run barefooted on the track !!! hahaha,i have thousands of blisters but lucky val told me t wear socks, if not i'd have millions of them !!!! :((((

coach: eh ashley not hot ah
ash: wah damn hot, its burning !!!!
coach: haha go wear boots and run on the field !!

but i never, haha cos i think running barefooted like quite fast ah, no weight haha.oh did i mention i almost puke out what i ate for lunch tday !!!! shit hell, so were val & xiaoting haha.cos we ate like 1 hr before the fartleks.NOW WE SLD EAT AT 10AM OKAY YALL ! :D

anw fartleks is HELL.sprint run sprint run for 2.4km.AHH.

i see maryanne tday in school !!! :D

I MISS SCHOOL :(
if only school's without tests/exams and we could train everyday, LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT !

ahh chairman (ranaway kid) cracks me up !! no im not an egg HAHA.

Living, breathing rugby. says:
i wanna mary a millionaire and live in a bungalow
Living, breathing rugby. says:
then i open some cafe
Living, breathing rugby. says:
sit there and shake leg everyday
Living, breathing rugby. says:
call yall t go play golf and go spa
ranawaykid says:
haha siao, what's the frequency of your shaking leg?
Living, breathing rugby. says:
HAHAAH !! SHIT I LOL
Living, breathing rugby. says:
46473km/h like this >>> /slap
ranawaykid says:
hahahhahahaha
ranawaykid says:
ookay don't drop off k
Living, breathing rugby. says:
HAHA STOP MAKING ME LAUGH !!
And I need you like a heart needs a beat. says:
SO LAME LOR CHAIRMAN!
ranawaykid says:
but since you're so rich, can go buy another leg
Living, breathing rugby. says:
HAAHAHAH omg !
Living, breathing rugby. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
And I need you like a heart needs a beat. says:
not funny!!!
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ranawaykid says:
but never mind, still got your other leg
Living, breathing rugby. says:
HAHAAAA
Living, breathing rugby. says:
FREAKK
Living, breathing rugby. says:
I SPILT OUT MY WATER
And I need you like a heart needs a beat. says:
HAHAHHAAHAHAH
And I need you like a heart needs a beat. says:
yucks!

HI !!!!!!!! (and no im not selling my house this time HAHA)

ANW TDAY IS THE BOMBZXXxXXxxZzZz.
i cancelled my dental & went for rugby !!! :D
because dorothy told me there'll only be abt 5 people ?!
soo yeah.thats quite pathetic !
anw there were 8 of us tday.
did back 5 drill, 4 vs 4, and alittle competition at the end !
i love small little com like this :)
ended at 5.
wanted t go home t change before meeting fae they all but apparently, fae was alrdy at parkway waiting.
so i rushed off immediately.TOUCHED NOT FAE :)
met fae & qazim at banquet.
i had fish rich & pratas ! haha.
fae took like 57492 years t finish hers.TSK TSK.
anw, meiling came at like 630 !! traffic jam ah.
there was this REALLY CUTE BOY !!!

(NAH I DIDNT TAKE THIS, FAE TOOK, TSK TSK PAEDOPHILEEEEE)

i waved at him and he waved back at me for like 574231 times !!
IM SO SORRY FAE !!! HE LIKES ME MORE :) CANT HELP IT !!!
he's soooooooo cute !!! :D
yknow fae keep waving at the small boy siao man !! HAHAHAHA.
anw we went dorothy perkins t look for meiling's dress.
then we went down t have ice cream !!!
laughed like madddddddddddddddddddddd :D
sorry fae, i keep hitting you hahaahha.
ANW AND GUESS WHO WE SAW THERE !!! FELICIA CHIN !!! hahaha qazim spotted her !! :D

eh i think we really have celebrity luck or sth !! HAHA rmb we saw olinda like thrice !! hahaha and we saw JASMINE TYEEE yes my long lost crush, and I SAW RUAN MIAN MIAN LAST WEEK !! I WANNA SEE.... RUI EN NEXT !!!

(wahlao she damn tall can.i think 1.72 plus her heels haha)

felicia chin: what schools are yall from ?
ash: got srjc, tpjc, cjc &tp.
felicia chin: haha what secondary school ?
all of us: TEMASEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK :D :D
felicia chin: OH !! haha no wonder !!

haha i also dont know why she say no wonder.issit because tkgs (felicia's school) quite near temasek ?! HAHA OKAYYY NO LINKKKKKKK BUTTTTT.
OKAY ANW then we went giant, bought fbts !
fae was the maid of the day, she helped us pushed the trolley HAHA i bet you had a great time :)

finally settled down at mcafe.
i was dead beat man i swear.
qazim's dad came t fetch us at 10ish.
the radio was playing "no promises"
and we sang along omg love that song, awesome shitzx.
we planning for facial masking at someone's hse, picnic & back t temasek for roti john !!!!
I SWEAR TEMASEK'S ROTI JOHN IS AWESOMEEE YO.

YALL MADE MY DAY DUDES <3

elana and charmaine have left for vietnam tday !
and huixin's leaving for thailand tml :(
have a safe trip yall :)

Living, breathing rugby. says:
EH WE ALWAYS SEE CELEBRITY CAN
Living, breathing rugby. says:
RMB THAT TIME WE SAW... JASMINE TYE
MEILING says:
YESSS!!!!
MEILING says:
hahahah always la we see celebrities
MEILING says:
hahahah why ah
MEILING says:
we got ming xing lian ah

HAHAHA IM SURE :)

Living, breathing rugby !

HI !!!! (im selling my house ! you like it ? its clean & green...)

beach touch on sunday !!!!
sorry nette, syl, & seow wei !!! ahha
they waited for me, while i was alrdy on the train.throw face.
SORRY BABIES.i wanted t treat them ice cream but seow wei say i treat myself so no ice cream for you wei.
still dare t ask me for it !! tsk tsk.
buay paiseh issit ?! HAHA kiddeng.
it was damn hottttt, lucky didnt rain please.
but i think im still not tanned enough ARGH.
:@

grace, model for nebo eh haha !

emo emo
its me & del in action ! UNGLAM T THE MAX !
models, again.
ITS US ! (:
my team !
priya's team !
jiayu's team !
brigette's team !

CANDID ! haha.thanks t mai (: our touch rug photographer !

lunched/dinner-ed at carl's jnr, vivo.
im never gonna eat the fish& chips again !!!
waste $$$$ only.
9bucks but all fries (shit i almost type fires haha)
val, nette, jiayu and i one table.
talk loads of shits !!! hahaha.
made me high only, tskk.
:D
sorry couldnt join yall tday for steamboat !!
MAHJONG GOT ME ADDICTED (:

which phone sld i buy ?! omg so nice man.

monday 19th nov.
had lessons in school.
then training.
it was baddddd.
first time in my entire school life i ever felt like crying.
(excluding the last day of school in sec 4, and of cos the day when we lost the com in sec 4)
rach thanks for being there noob !! :D

tues 20th nov.
walked in t school wit steph in the morning !!! :D and of cos hx HAHA.
huixin !! thanks for your "matching eh" !!!
never die before issit !! omg.
anw went hougang t eat after school.wewe, yuhsuan, ber, mary, hx, jh.
wewe came back from OBS alrdy !!! hahaha.
she was telling us how she spent her obs days wit her BEST FREN OF THE WEEK.
ahha, i bet she was damn happy t be in the same tent as her right wewe (:
ber and i bus-ed back for chem tutorial at 12.
it ended at like 12.25.
then i was like huh, 10mins only ?!
then misha turned and said "eh started at 10 eh"
HAHA OMG PLEASE.no wonder jiayu was like "eh damn early ah ashley" when we came in at 12.15.
we happily walked in the classroom thinking we were only late for 15mins.
thanks ah ber for your credible info !! haha.
we stayed back in the classroom t finish up our chem assignment.
miss liu was there.
ber & i started asking miss liu abt her school life.
we were guessing she must be from some girl's school, like scgs or sth.

ash&ber: eh miss liu, what sec school are you from ? you got the girl school face !!
miss liu: huh what girl school face haha, you mean i look like nun ?!
ash: or hor, miss liu you saying ber looks like nun HAHA (ber was from st nicks)
miss liu: haha no la i was from amk sec, some neighnourhood school.you know the green uni ?! then i went nyjc, hah im fated wit ugly uniform, green and brown.

HAHA wth !! miss liu is nice, but she aint teaching us anymore :( :( :(
and the hottest tcher in sr please haha.

wewe, jiehui & huixin came back school t find us.they actually stayed at hougang while ber & i were in school doing chem :(
we bus-ed t j8.
wewe ber and jh have some interview for the cip thingy.
i went t meet up wit joanne chan !!!
went t look for dog pens, and shampoo.
then we left for her house.
chatted wit lavi using joanne's account, lavi dont believe that im ashley :(

ash: LAVI !! im ash !!
lavi: no you're joanne.
ash: im using her com !!!
lavi: dont bluff.
ash: really !!! MAY PANG LI SHI !!
lavi: okay i believe.

HAHAHAHAHA !! thats hilarious i swear.
im the only person who knows may's fullname (:
im good !

wed 21st nov.
stupid i sldnt have gone for the year head briefing.
waste of time only seh.
wahlao, 1 1/2hrs duno doing what shit.
WASTEEEE TIME !!
okay anw, makan wit yuhsuan & hx at the nearby hawker.
the pratas damn nice !! haha shit we eat pratas like almost everyday.
then back t school for econs.
training.
sw has a talent for diving.wooo.
then ate wit them at the hawker, again.
diane didnt come for training :( :(
OEI MISS YOU MAN.

they say i've the hot guy smell.
cos im currently using the hugo boss perfume.HAHA.
whaaaaaaaaat, its on my table what.so i just use lor.
idk if thats my bro's or dad's.
i want the ck Be one tho :(



shoutouts:
huixin: stop being a sell meat !!! haha care & share your mentos :) and your phone is damn ORBIANG :( you want me t use that orbiang phone right :(
mary: why you never come school on wed !! tsk tsk.
yuhsuan: whos your new target !! I WANT T KNOW !! and stop bringing us t eat hahaa.
jiehui: i wanna play bluff :( i miss playing that in school !!!
wewe: FASTER WATCH LOVE QUEEN !! i bet you're still at epi 3 omg !!!
ber: stop doing maths !! you're making me stress !! hahaha.

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